The Couch Potato Prayer

Our Television, which art in our living room, vibrant be thy screen.

Thy images come.

Thy sounds be loud, as they are in the theater.

Give us this day our daily diversions.

And forgive us our channel surfing, as we forgive those who channel surf when we watch.

And lead us into temptation, but deliver us from thought:

For thine, O Television, is the conduit, and the power source, and the joy forever.

Amen.